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When I see a camera, I ...
snap a pic, retake it 49 times, facetune it to death, gram, snap, fb. Like or die, betch
direct the photographer to my agent
switch to my good side, chin down, give a subtle pout. Cute, send that to me
smile like a normal human being
throw up a peace sign because, whatever
Silence is ...
a great way to discover yourself
golden, when I'm not the one being silent
the perfect time for my anxiety to take over my body
perfect for a 90-minute hot yoga sesh. Namaste
best when there's not someone heavy nose-breathing next to me
My drink of choice is ...
vodka soda, 3 lemons, easy ice
doesn't matter, give me the bar mat
whatever the cutie at the bar buys me
rosé all day
I'm happiest ...
with a box full of kittens
when people text and don't call me
100+ likes on Instagram
when Nordstrom takes back that killer outfit I wore to the holiday party. Shhh
in bed with Netflix
When I say I'm cold, that means ...
it's time for a #tbt pic of my Cali trip I took 3 weeks ago with my besties
it's time for you to get me a blanket
it's time to break out the snuggie
i just wanna complain
I have ___ followers
IDK, how many followers do I have?
I don't count my followers
386. Follow for follow
40K (20K were purchased)
If I was a natural disaster I'd be ...
a Kahlua Mudslide
global warming because I'm real
myself, a walking disaster
My favorite millennial phenomenon is ...
athleisure on casual fridays
figuring out how all my friends afford their lifestyle
overwhelming self doubt and anxiety
My go-to bingefest food is ...
fast food crawl
Social media is for ...
selfies and food pics
connecting with friends and family
eternal scrolling and trolling
My biggest competition is ...
no one. I slay
everyone on Tinder with a puppy
bottomless mimosas at brunch
the 5K I'm running next weekend
My best BOGO purchase is ...
Bath & Body lotions!
I don't BOGO
shoplifting at Barneys